Four-Minute Love Song

The Powers that Be have requested that bands playing the Chaoyang Pop Festival open with a four-minute love song. Mid or slow-tempo. Hmmm. I guess the Urinals have a love song or two in their repertoire ("Sex"? "All Sexed Up"?) But anyone who knows the band's ouevre knows they'd have to play songs three or four times to come up with four minutes. And mid-tempo? That would be *compared to what* I guess.

Still, I'm sure they'd play "Love Me Tender" to go along Heh. Or would they?